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How to demonstrate in style: to increase the visibility of your message (and to help your friends find you), bring a six- foot bamboo pole and some duct tape along with your cleverly worded sign. When you get the demo site, lash the sign to the pole with the duct tape. This makes it easy to hold your sign high without straining your arm. Up the establishment!

(Remember to bring snacks & water, and fresh socks are always appreciated at the end of the day...)

How to improve a glass of cheap red wine: grind some black pepper into the glass. Really. ( You won’t believe the looks you’ll get from onlookers, either.)

Beauty Tips
How to counteract those darn between-the-brow creases: Scotch tape! Though this sounds obscene, it’s cheaper than plastic surgery... While driving (or gardening, or during any other activity where you have a modicum of privacy), if you find yourself squinting, take two one-inch pieces of scotch tape and put one on top of the other. With two fingers of one hand, gently spread your eyebrows apart and adhere the stiffened strip to your forehead right between them. Do remember to remove it when you reach your destination


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